Newmike

What is Newmike?

An individual who has recently become part of Corporate America and cannot spell the industry in which he works

"Hey, have you recently seen our letterhead?"

"Newmike totally f'd it up and can't spell <enter business>!"

See dumbass, dipshit, newbie, bitch, merkin

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