What is Newnan?
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Place in Georgia. Home Of the EAST COWETA INDIANS, No alcohol on sundays,no liquor stores, home of like 4(maybe more) waffle houses, PeachTree Landing, Summergrove(eww), Mexican Sundays at Wal-Mart, retards who stop for green lights, Ga.'s largest mall that will never be, home of Alan Jackson, the newly remodeled Taco Bell, home of soon to be famous rapper BINGO (hahaha), lots of rich people (snobbly white folks), poor people (mexicans, rednecks, trailer trash, black folks-excluding my crazy car washing obsessed neigbors-,me and my homies), Home of the Barbie Beach in the old couples front yard (old man playin with barbies yeah thats scary), home of the welcome to Newnan sign in the middle of Newnan (not at the beginning), MLK use to chill here, Newnan is the City of Homes, only place ( i hope) in the world that has had a spatula on the side of the road for 5yrs now and home of the retard (me) who checks to see if its there everytime I drive by, some movies were filmed downtown(can't remember which) oh yeah the new movie broken bridges was filmed in newnan or some of it, i think we also have the country's worst cummute to work or somethin like that, a dunkin dognuts that has never seen a cop( mostly cuz their at waffle house), and in short one of the most boring yet awesome cities southwest of atlanta. If you look at a Ga. map you won't see every city but you will see Newnan. Oh and the biggest hangout (unfortunatly) is you guessed it wal-mart.
"Hey wanna get trashed"
"Man we can't we live in Newnan"
"ok Lets go to PeachTree Landing and buy some crack"
"Yeah then we can make fun of the retards in summergrove"
"Fo' shiggidy my weeble"
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A goddamned hole in the ground. the worst city in the state of georgia.
Goddamn newnan. this place fucking sucks.
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The fucking town I live in, right outside of A-TOWN BITCH!! yeah
"where u from nigga?"
"straight outta newnan nigga"
