Dirty Melson

What is Dirty Melson?

Rubbing your backside across your girlfriends face like a dog rubs its backside across the carpet. This is a Dirty Melson.

Dirty Melson is the way we do it in Kansas city.

See dirty sanchez, alabama hot pocket, donkey punch, dirty

Unfreakinbelievable

1. Just too much for words to adequately express, epecially in cases of gross stupidity or ignorance. She: Did you hear that customer just..

Meow Purr

1. Commonly used after "lolcatz" is said. Maxine: Omg epic fail lolcatz Jeremy: MEOW PURR! See meow, pur, lol, catz, cats..

This Isn't Urban Slang Omg

1. Like OMG this isn't urban slang! This isn't like a message board m'kay! See pootie..

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