Dirty Melson

What is Dirty Melson?

Rubbing your backside across your girlfriends face like a dog rubs its backside across the carpet. This is a Dirty Melson.

Dirty Melson is the way we do it in Kansas city.

See dirty sanchez, alabama hot pocket, donkey punch, dirty

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