What is Newspaper Job?
1.
Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet
I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.
See
Random Words:
1.
1) talking continuously without stopping. 2) having a long conversation. 3)talking on a cell phone while in the presence of others.
1) ..
1.
A guilt-free excuse to sleep around on your significant other. One credit is gained when you catch them sleeping around on you - and can..
