Newspaper Job

What is Newspaper Job?


1.

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

See take a dump, take a crap, see a man about a dog, shitstorm, Libertine


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