What is Newspaper Job?
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Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet
I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.
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A measure of time. Meaning half of a clock tick, more precisely, half a second. Not to be used literally, more to indicate quickness.
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