Newted

What is Newted?

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newtand As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

Punk Weasle

1. Slang term to lower ones self-esteem, such as poop head and dumbass. Hey man, whats up? Shut up and go away. Why? Leave you punk wea..

Twofootitus

1. An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking tha..

Doperfood

1. Junk food consumed when one has the munchies brought on by intoxication or the influence of narcotics. "Damn man, I'm starvin..

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