Newted

What is Newted?

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newtand As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

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Vanbulance

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Accident & Emergency / A&e

1. Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emerge..

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