Newted

What is Newted?

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newtand As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

Inguesstivation

1. an investigation where there is no evidence of any kind therefore requiring pure guessing. Not having a place to start detective Olson ..

Homeworksexual

1. Derivitie of the word 'homosexual' to signify ones desire to engage in school related activity particularly homework. Damn th..

Quitter Socks

1. Socks that won't stay up (esp. when you need them to). my legs got cold because of these damn quitter socks See socks, quit, fail..

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