Newted

What is Newted?

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newtand As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

The Hilarious

1. See Choco. Altar ego of Choco, funniest woman in the world. The Hilarious is Choco. See choco, hilarious, hilarity, funny, comedy, The..

W-2

1. That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that ..

Fishleigh

1. An extraordinary piece of woman that is not only beautiful but smart. There goes a fishleigh walking into the library...

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