Newtonmas

What is Newtonmas?

An alternative celebration of Christmas for science/techno- geeks, based on the fact that December 25 (1642) is Isaac Newton's birthdate.

"Doogie, why is there an apple at the top of your Christmas tree?"

"I'm a physicist, I'm celebrating Newtonmas."

See christmas, apple, newton, xmas, holiday

Jack My Berry

1. To attempt to fool or trick someone, usually in jest. Bob to Bill: There's Tyrone. Let's jack his berry. Bob: Yo Ty, your ca..

Olg

1. Noun: Synonymous with power. A ground up substance. "Pass the sugar olg." See powder, dust, solid, grind, sugar 2. fucking..

Queef-biscuit

1. (n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef. Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..

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