Newtonmas

What is Newtonmas?

An alternative celebration of Christmas for science/techno- geeks, based on the fact that December 25 (1642) is Isaac Newton's birthdate.

"Doogie, why is there an apple at the top of your Christmas tree?"

"I'm a physicist, I'm celebrating Newtonmas."

See christmas, apple, newton, xmas, holiday

Tree Bark

1. street for LSD Yo, I'm trippin' off that tree bark. See lsd, acid, zen 2. an extremely hairy and rough vagina. to the poin..

Maryjane Rotten Crotch

1. the skankiest nasty scum douchebag slut a hood rat of epic degree with no I mean no redeeming qualities and she wears glasses has a una ..

Burnk

1. A type of sound a fart makes similar to the sound of a horn. Burnk! I farted. Don't you dare burnk in my face! Dude, your ass just..

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