Newtonmas

What is Newtonmas?

An alternative celebration of Christmas for science/techno- geeks, based on the fact that December 25 (1642) is Isaac Newton's birthdate.

"Doogie, why is there an apple at the top of your Christmas tree?"

"I'm a physicist, I'm celebrating Newtonmas."

See christmas, apple, newton, xmas, holiday

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