What is Newtonmas?
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An alternative celebration of Christmas for science/techno-
"Doogie, why is there an apple at the top of your Christmas tree?"
"I'm a physicist, I'm celebrating Newtonmas."
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Random Words:
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1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.
2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.
John's hands were full but..
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A reference to the puzzeled look some people retain after exposure to warm enviroments..