What is Next-day Shipping?
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According to UPS, a package sent via Next-Day Shipping will arrive at its destination 5-7 business days from the date of shipment.
I had a package on Monday, July 10, that needed to arrive the following day, Tuesday, July 11, via Next-Day shipping.
I was informed that the package would not arrive until July 17-19.
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