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A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.
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A substance which can be found in the heels of an amazing dancer, causing said dancer to get down, down, down, down upon hearing that bo..
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The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.
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