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A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump ..
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The device women and the occassional Homosexual (faggot) male use to pleasure themselves
When I can't give Kate some she uses her ..
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A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.
Robby: Yo, dude. I just ..