Night Watcher

What is Night Watcher?


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when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.

Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy

Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher

See night, watcher, slam, wood, panting


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