Night Watchman

What is Night Watchman?


1.

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.

I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.

2.

a man placed in the rear of a mid-night train....

My heart is breaking cus I'm the night watchman in the rear of mid-night train..

My honey I won't see again, she leaving cus I'm a night watchman in the rear of mid-night train...

Hay it's better than a trud floating in the pot....

See train, porter, guard, ima dumgard, railroad


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