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The television you use most to watch porn. Usually found in the bedroom.
The girlfriend and I spent a bit of time in front of the porno..
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a PHONE that
*never STOps ringing
*DROPS CALLS constantly
*IS OUTDATED
*IS FLOODED WIth calls from UR GF/BF, EX, OR mom, OR (IF UR I..