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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangl..
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when something is BEYOND gaytarded, it's queertarded.
d00d 1: damn ! someone ate all my eggos...
d00d 2: d00d, that is queertard..