What is Ninja Sock?
1.
a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
1.
my
ninja sock ruined my relationship
2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?
boy: what?
girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?
3.
girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows
boy: what ?
girl: your
ninja sock !!!!!!
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