What is Nipple Dick?
1.
a girls whos nips are sooo large they stick out like an erect man.
janes nipple dick was enormous this morning!
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2.
a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.
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3.
A small penis; a penis that is as small lengthwise, as a nipple.
Poor guy, his dick is as small as a nipple. How could he ever please a woman, with that small thing. What a nipple dick.
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4.
1)a person acting like an ass, usually a male
2)a poorly endowed man
Did you see that nipple dick take my parking space?!
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