Nipple Pants Man

What is Nipple Pants Man?


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an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.

Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

See tim, npm, nipples, pants, man


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