Nob Scratch

What is Nob Scratch?

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

See cock, nob, knob, scratch

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