Nocturnal Omission

What is Nocturnal Omission?

An act completely forgotten due to heavy drinking the night before.

See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid

Dude 1: Do you remember taking a dump in the fish tank at the party last night? That shit was hilarious.

Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.

See drunk, drunken, forget, amnesia, black out

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