Nokia

What is Nokia?


1.

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. It's phones are very popular throughout the world. Models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the Vertu).

The cheapest Nokia Vertu costs $7,000 U.S. dollars.

2.

A Finnish company specialising in communications equipment. Many people know Nokia for their cellphones, however they also market complete comms systems, DSL equipment, and cable TV components.

Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.

They sell more handsets than anyone else.

The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.

I have a Nokia ADSL modem.

And a Nokia cellphone.

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3.

A mobile telecom manufacturer based in Helsinki, Finland. If you own a mobile, and it doesn't suck, it's probably a Nokia.

The "sliding" Matrix phone from the first movie is a Nokia 8800 series.

4.

A Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. Their phones are world renowned for being incredibly durable.

Hey Alex I just dropped my Nokia down four flights of concrete stairs and into the pool.

Oh that sucks...

I know, now when I text the 5 key makes a little squishy noise.

BEST PHONES EVER

See nokia, phones, cellphone, cell, mobile

5.

a company with a wide range of fones...some you can drop in the toilet 20 times and get a decades use out of em...while others break the moment u push the on button

my nokia was one of the crap ones

See cell, phone, nokia, finland, blah

6.

a mobile phone company which originally produced toilet paper (im serious), but somehow decided to make mobile phones... as the two products obviously are so alike... and it just made so much sense... to those guys in finland

finnish-worker-guy one: toilet paper reminds me of mobile phones...

finnish-worker-guy b: oh really.... i, too, see a connection...

head-of-nokia: hmmmm.......

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7.

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer which started to lose its market share in 2004 because of boring models mainly targeted to tech propellerheads.

That nokia of yours, it's like _so_ passé!

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