What is Noner?
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A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.
1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
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When you get a
I was sitting at my office desk typing a memo and all of a sudden i got a noner.
It was embarassing I had to escort someone to there care but was afraid to get up because i had a noner.
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what you get when you see some fat bitch walking down the street and any boner that you previously had inverts itself and goes into your body because of the sheer ugliness. even if you didnt have a boner before, your dick will go back into your body and hide.
Oh man, after I saw Helga, I got such a noner, you dont even know.
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when you get a
Joe: dude, we r in a room full of guys and u have boner?? eww, stay away. (although i rlly do like it)
Mark: no man, its ok. its a noner.
Joe: OoOOoOOooO. in that case, lets go play G.O.W so u can
pwn me
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When a man or womans nipple becomes erect usually as result from something cold. Nipple+boner=Noner
i put the ice on my nipple and instantly got a large noner.
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One who stares at someone in a slightly stalking way, One who stares hoping the person does not catch you looking at them, one who nones
There was a guy at the bar who was just staring at us all and would not get away..he was a noner
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not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,
dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner
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