Nonosecond

What is Nonosecond?

1.

Also known as SRT (Sphincter Reaction Time), is the small amount of time between the urge to pass gas and the determination that there could be solid or liquid in said gas passage.

I caught myself in the nonosecond before staining my kilt.

See nanosecond, flatulance, public, underwear, maxamize

2.

The amount of time between when the light turns green and the guy behind you blows his horn.

I'm outa here in a nonosecond!

See new york minute, instant, epiffanne, nano, zero
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