Nooky Number

What is Nooky Number?


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A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"

Katy: So, what's your nooky number??

Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.

Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!

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