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When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass you pull out before you come and spit on her back then your friend jumps out of your closet..
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While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty..
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Engaging in an extremely slow process.
Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he migh..