Norma

What is Norma?


1.

A blonde moment; including, but not limited to: stating the obvious, trying to relate things that can't be related, pretending to understand when there is obviously no understanding, not understanding in general, etc..If u dont understand this its a Norma. Basically, anytime one says something stupid.

"That was totally a Norma."

"I was in class and I had a Norma. My friends are still making fun of me for it. They even started a 'Norma folder'."

See blonde, ditz, duh, joke, intelligent

2.

A slap to another person's buttocks with an open palm.

Hey! Someone just gave me a norma and ran off laughing.

See butt, slap, pervert, palm, buttocks

3.

A horse or horse faced woman: an excessive horse lover.

"Save a cowboy! Ride a norma!" "I saw this woman walking down the street so I stoppped to talk to her. When she turned around I realized she was a norma." "I went on a blind date the other day and the girl was a norma, she couldn't stop talking about horses!"

See horse, horse face, ugly face


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