Norris Dick

What is Norris Dick?


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The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.

As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.

Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.

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