What is Norris Dick?
1.
The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.
As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.
Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.
See
Random Words:
1.
A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned..
1.
Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress t..
