What is North Van Dan?
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A kind of naive computer jockey who likes meditation, public transit and vegitarian cuisine. Often found lurking outside of restaurants filled with hot chicks. Usually lives at home and thinks listening to Hip Hop and Rap makes him cool.
An example would be Kip from Napolean Dynamite.
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In a hopeless situation.
'...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'.
See up shit creek, tits up..