Norwegian Goggles

What is Norwegian Goggles?


1.

An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.

syn: Roman Warrior

"I know Ben threatened to teabag me if I fell asleep drunk last night, but I had no idea that he would go for the full Norwegian Goggles!"

See teabagging, vikings


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