Not Metal

What is Not Metal?


1.

If you're under the age of 18, and you think the hip new band you listen to is Metal, chances are, it isn't.

Fat chick: " Leik, OMG, the lead singer of this band soooo cute, and their Tshirt is black, so it will hide my rolls of fat, and I can wear lots of dark makeup and declare myself goth, which, again, will distract from the fat."

Rest of the world: "lol not metal"

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