What is Not Metal?
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If you're under the age of 18, and you think the hip new band you listen to is Metal, chances are, it isn't.
Fat chick: " Leik, OMG, the lead singer of this band soooo cute, and their Tshirt is black, so it will hide my rolls of fat, and I can wear lots of dark makeup and declare myself goth, which, again, will distract from the fat."
Rest of the world: "lol not metal"
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Finger foods that the host figured would be delicious and well-received, but are in actuality, a plate of emasculation.
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The T.V remote control k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k
Change the channel on the oofa doofa and ehh
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