Noticiero Univision

What is Noticiero Univision?


1.

A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.

I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob

Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)

Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)

Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!

True story

See mexican, spanish


27

Random Words:

1. O - Oh M - My G - Gosh O - Ouch R - Rick Z - Zebra 1 - OMGORZ! YOU JUST GOT PWN3D!!! 2 - Dude, that's the gayest thing you&a..
1. You managed to finance the Escalade for despite your terrible credit, but you don't have any money for gas. You live in your mom&a..
1. It's when you grab a girl by her neck and turn it a quarter of the way around when she gets out of line. Usually used in the middle..