Noticiero Univision

What is Noticiero Univision?


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A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.

I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob

Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)

Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)

Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!

True story

See mexican, spanish


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