What is Nube?
1.
Someone so pittiful and idiotic the they have not even the megar skills to be titled a
"J00 FUXING NUBE GO DIE NOW PLZKTHX!!1!"
"Wow, nube, go get pwned..."
2.
A word used by nerds to get back at kids who don't play video games all the time. Like a reversal of the whole jock vs nerd thing, except old school nerds were smart, present day nerds just play video games.It's really pathetic when you hear someone try to diss someone else on that basis.
Melvin: You're such a nube, I just pwned you!
Joe: Yeah, well at least I have friends.
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3.
pronounced noob
can be used in all the same ways as
1)wow, mark has a massive amount of nubes.
2)wow, thomas is such a baller he makes daniel and johnny look like total nubes,
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4.
someone who is new at something like a game.
He's such a nube!
5.
The way noobs spell 'noob'.
Pro: PWNED (pronounced 'owned'), NOOB!
Noob: Poned, nube!
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6.
The word "nube" is becoming a universal word, being used as an adjective, a noun, and even a verb. Used to describe a restaurant, to call a fellow teammate when he royally screws up, and to say you nubed something/someone when you accomplished something in a novice, unskillful way.
Most basic usage:
Person 1: Yo have you guys seen Peter Tumbas's video blog?
Me: Yeah what a nube.
Person 1: Yo did you see Peter Tumbas get stuffed by the goalie.
Me: Yeah that nube got pwned.
When hustling a 5 year old in an arcade game like jackpot, you "nubed" him out of his tickets
If you get stuck in a terrible parking spot, and your buddies didnt.
You: Damn we had to park way in the back.
Friend: Wow, what a nube spot.
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7.
The hair on a black man's head which resembles those of his pubes.
Al Sharpton's head has a bunch of, nasty, strangly, nubes. He should probably attempt to groom his nubes.
*Note that nube is commonly mistaken as a pube, yet, while there is a striking resemblence, a nube is located on a black man's head (and no, that is not his dick).
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