What is Nubs?
1.
Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.
From a NOFX song.
Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.
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2.
plural of
player: why are you shooting at each other? you're on a team
nubs: yeah, we're winning
player: fucking nubs
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Born in 1992, in the harsh woodlands of Essex, England. Nubs (formally known as Lacey) was found as a babe by a menacing pack of grey wolves. Though the wolves first thought was to eat little Lacey, they only managed to nibble off her arms when they noticed the sweet side of her. They then decided to keep her and raise her as their own kin. They called her Nubs because the nibble wounds left her with wee stumps for arms. Over the years, Nubs realized she didn't belong with the wolves, she was different. She headed out into the vast city of London, England where she proceeded to become a Physical Education teacher. Even though she is now civilized, she is still called Nubs. Sometimes, when there is a full moon, you can hear her howling in the middle of the night, lifting her little nubby arms up to the sky.
Wee little gnome #1: Do you hear that howling?
Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.
Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?
Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.
Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.
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another word for newbie used by skilled people who play counter-strike
that guy shoots like a nubby
5.
Stubby toes or fingers, always made more obvious by short nails. This is especially true with toes, tiny nail makes the toe look fat and round; this effect is greatly increased when a girl paints the teeny nail.
Kat ain't got no business wearing flip flops cuz she ain't got nothing but nubs!
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used in eastern sydney for testicles,
I have a pain in the nubs.
My nubs are itchy.
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7.
Two friends, that are extremely close. They are inceperable and act strangly humorous around each other. They usually have a bunch of inside jokes and you wont know what their laughing at. They have a handshake where they hit there elbows "nubs" with the other persons.
"Whoa, look at those nubs! They are like insane."
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