What is Nuclear Wessels?
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1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
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