Nuclear Wessels

What is Nuclear Wessels?

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

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