Nuggeting

What is Nuggeting?


1.

v.

1. To turn someone's backpack inside out without them becoming aware of the deed.

Steps:

1. Steal a person’s or multiple people’s backpack(s) without alerting the backpack's owner(s) and/or legal guardian(s).

2. Remove the contents from the backpack's main compartment. *On almost all models of backpacks the main compartment is the largest compartment, and often the easiest to “nugget”.

3. Once the main compartment is empty, turn the backpack inside out. *Backpacks with back pads seem to cause trouble so don't be afraid to place your foot on the bottom of a backpack and kick inward. If done correctly the backpack will give in and turn inside out. *WARNING: Standing up in a classroom environment and kicking a backpack may cause unwanted attention from classmates, teachers, and worst of all the “nugget” victim(s). So try to be as covert as possible.

4. If you’re doing a basic nugget, place the backpack’s original contents in the “new” main compartment, place the shoulder straps inside, zip it back up, and leave a note if you so desire. *Be gentle with the victim’s belongings, if nothing is damaged most teachers will at worst give you only a warning since nothing was actually damaged.

5. Now return either the victim’s “nuggeted” bag to the location where you first found it or go the extra mile and hide it from the victim. *In the best case scenario the victim won’t become aware that his/her backpack is missing until the dismissal bell rings, so he’ll/she’ll have to walk to the next class while holding a “nugget” in his/her arms. When other classmates see the victim they’ll immediately know what has happened and erupt into laughter causing even more embarrassment for the victim.

Now, if you really want to outdo yourself and impress every girl in school you must pull off a “Super Nugget”. Do steps 1 and 2 but instead of placing the items from the main compartment back in, keep them out. Now try to place the entire backpack in the smallest compartment. If you’re unable to do so on the first attempt, remove items from another compartment(s) (some backpack models have a secondary compartment that are almost as large as the main compartment) and finish what you have started! A “Super Nugget” may sound easy to the novice “nuggeter” because you don’t need to place the victim’s belongs back in, but what happens to his/her belonging? Yeah, you’re now stuck with them and a huge stack of books and miscellaneous crumpled papers is a big sign of a “nugget” going down in the area so keep it together, and don’t give up!

(If the pack's owner spots you and you have yet to complete the nugget, don't stop, you're no good if you can't take a little pressure.)

Nuggeting is a lifestyle not a hobby!

- P. Diddy.

2.

The act of inverting someone's backpack to annoy them. It is done while they are looking away. First, one must take out ALL of the person's belongings, then flip the backpack, put in the personal belongings, and zip up the bag.

As a twist, one can tie the two zippers together on the inside, thus making it difficult to open again.

Usually done in schools by the same people over and over again.

Can be used to insult someone.

There are common reactions to being nuggeted. One can classically overreact, possibly kicking, or otherwise throwing a tantrum. One can also take it in stride and get back at the nuggeter(s).

Granted, the people who get thrills out of this mundane activity are generally douchebags, but, it is still prevalent.

"This morning in gym we ran to the locker room while no one was looking and nuggeted half the classes bags, then Jimmy started trying to fight me"

"Lol, that is a total overreaction, I just get em back..."

"Are we douchebags??"

"Nah... Wait? Maybe..."

"All those times we've been nuggeting, why is it so damn funny??"

"I actually don't know...."

"What are we doing with our lives?!"

See nugget, backpack, douchebag, gym class, yii

3.

when you take out the books in a back pack then turn it inside out then replacing the books inside. The figure made looks like a chicken nugget. It originated at benet academy in Lisle Illinois

I am nuggeting bill.

Nuggeting is an awesome prank.

See nugget, benet academy, benetian, chicken

4.

to nugget - verb- the act of taking out the contents of someone's back pack, turning it inside-out, putting the contents of the napsack back in, and zippering the backpack from the inside.

Dude, why did you start nuggeting my back pack? Now I have to undo it!

See nugget, backpack, napsack

5.

The art of turning a school bag inside out and zipping it up again without the owner knowing.

"lets go nugget saschas bag again"

"yeh, hahaha slow"

6.

The act of two quadriplegics having sex...the nuggeteur is the one rubbing the backs of both.

1.today at the hospital...

2.Mum: What are these?

Greeny: Why those are my nuggeting gloves mother!

See quadriplegic, munging, pirating, seagulling


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