Nump Edit Meaning

1.

A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.

I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.

-or-

He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.

See sleep, poo, nap, snooze, deficate, shit

2.

The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".

Man... I'm goin nump.

See commando, skank, tramp, slut

3.

1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.

"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"

See nump, numping, mummy, butch

4.

The french translation:

chier+sieste = chieste

(pronounced shee-eh-ste)

Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.

OK, I'm going to take a nump.

See shit, nap, poo, toilet, stall

5.

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

See dump, toilet water, crap, poop, toilet