Numptoid

What is Numptoid?

Son of numpty (see numptey). Usually 4 - 7 years old

Margaret: "Craig is such a good father"

Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"

Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his kids"

Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."

See stupid, minor, child, foolish, unintelligent

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