What is Numptoid?
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Son of numpty (see numptey). Usually 4 - 7 years old
Margaret: "Craig is such a good father"
Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"
Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his kids"
Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."
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