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Being flogged by your man's balls while having sex and then sucking him and swallowing his wad.
My boyfriend was flogwodding me so..
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"When something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
- Murphy
I missed my date beaucse of the fucking Murphy Law..
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A narrow excretion left on ones carpet
Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.
See poop, slim shady, gat, lifted, what up..