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When you stick you dick head in her pussy, then pulling out really fast, shove it in her ass.
Laura: My Ass still hurts, because I nev..
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When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.
*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No..
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The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.
"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger H..
