Oblivious Cock Block

What is Oblivious Cock Block?

1.

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"

Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

See cock, block, sex, parent, stop
8

Random Words:

Utah Jazz
1. A superb example of an oxymoron. Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence. 2. NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff ber..
Read more
Elroy
1. To fuck someone "Shawty gone and hop in my ride I'm talking bout that futuristic love are you wit it I think I wanna Elroy ..
Read more
Penisocksor
1. (noun) One who knits or wears penisocks. A very real word that is safe to use in Scrabble. A favorite word of Michael Showalter. See ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free