Oblutions

What is Oblutions?

The collection of acts related to sprucing up your face; any action relating to the bathroom.

Let me go do my oblutions in the bathroom, would you?

Cleaning and cleansing performed before going to bed.

Brushing teeth, washing face, etc

Urinal Fart

1. The act of passing gas while standing at a urinal. Sometimes the trip to the urinal is made solely for the purpose of the urinal fart. F..

Blackberry Ferry

1. One who prances around the room ferry like after finally recieving a much whinned about upgrade to a Blackberry from a Palm Treo. Hey J..

Ooyata

1. To Jizz one self. I ooyata'd all over her tits See matt..

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