Oblutions

What is Oblutions?

The collection of acts related to sprucing up your face; any action relating to the bathroom.

Let me go do my oblutions in the bathroom, would you?

Cleaning and cleansing performed before going to bed.

Brushing teeth, washing face, etc

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