Oblutions

What is Oblutions?

The collection of acts related to sprucing up your face; any action relating to the bathroom.

Let me go do my oblutions in the bathroom, would you?

Cleaning and cleansing performed before going to bed.

Brushing teeth, washing face, etc

Empty Promises

1. When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue. The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for t..

Zutter

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..

Not-so-packey

1. Not packing so much in the crotch region. So I heard that guy you slept with is not-so-packey... confirm or deny! See large, hung, hor..

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