Oblutions

What is Oblutions?

The collection of acts related to sprucing up your face; any action relating to the bathroom.

Let me go do my oblutions in the bathroom, would you?

Cleaning and cleansing performed before going to bed.

Brushing teeth, washing face, etc

Emotional Bitchslap

1. When shot down by a girl/guy, you have been emotionally bitchslapped Guy:Wanna dance? Girl:Fuck no retard! Bitch: HA! u got a big ass..

What's Goin Up?

1. This is a combination of "what's goin on?" and "what's up?". I said this accidently the first time I talke..

Pussy Pearls

1. one or more female clitoris mentioned in the song "pop that pussy" by 2 live crew Bend over and spread 'em, girl Show-..

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