Occifer

What is Occifer?


1.

a police officer(also an ill-advised term of adress, from a drunken sluring of the word officer)

Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test

Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.

2.

Someone who will take your three-fitty, even though it's all you're worth.

"All I'm worth is three-fitty! You wanna take that, too, Occifer?"

"Yes."

See occifer, officer, three, fitty


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