O'clock

What is O'clock?


1.

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.

Charlie at five o'clock sir!

See Kung-Fu Jesus

2.

The time at which people have sex in an office.

Secretary: "It's time!"

Principle: "Thank heavens its O'clock!"


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