What is Octopubes?
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Octopubes occur when you attempt to wash your pubes in the shower by getting them soapy and pulling them out to the sides. This causes them to combine into thick strands resembling octopus tentacles.
"When I was in the shower today, I went to wash my pubes and by the time I finished I had wicked Octopubes"
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