Octopus Claws

What is Octopus Claws?

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

See cat, claw, sharp, octopus, tentacle

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