What is O'douls?
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not quite a beer: this beverage was created for that poor sucka at the company christmas party who can't be trusted with a real beer.
1. pretend you are normal and stand there with an O'Douls you dumb alchoholic.
2. Jim told us a story of how he came to run over seven women and two children while drunk driving a parade float last thanksgiving has he sipped a crisp clean O'Douls.
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The beer for straight edge people.
I drank O'Douls last night because I wanted to chill with my friends who party without making a ass of myself.
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One screams "O'Douls!" when family members or relatives say sexually inappropiate comments to each other. This stems from the joke, "Going down on your cousin is like drinking O'Douls. It tastes the same but you know something ain't right."
When a male cousin says to his attractive female cousin, "Oh, I'll give you a pearl necklace." One's response should be "O'Douls!!!"
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the beverage of choice for squares and queers.
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Biatch loves drinkin that zima and chasing with o'douls.. He's a real biatch!
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weak beer for pussys
jonny and his 15 friends got shlacked off of one sip of o'douls
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