What is Officeheimer's Disease?


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In close relation to Kitchenheimer's; this is when you hectically run around your office in circles with an agenda filled to the max but of all work you simply don't know where to start and thereby forgetting the most fundamental things of life...

Oh gosh - it's almost 5 p.m., I forgot to EAT and I still try to get at least ONE thing done today... it must be Officeheimer's Disease, that's for sure!

See stress, overworked


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