Offie

What is Offie?


1.

Noun: Short form of 'off licence'.

A British pub has an 'on' licence (licenced to sell intoxicating liquor for consumption ON the premises). They used to also have a little hatch where you could buy drink to take away and this had an 'off' licence. All such purchases had to be consumed off the premises.

Nowadays Britons buy their take-out booze in a shop which is unconnected to any pub. These shops have to apply for the same 'off licences' from local magistrates and have retained the name.

Look at the time! It's wifebeater o'clock. Should I go and drink sociably and responsibly with mature friends in the pub and then return home in a quiet, orderly fashion without vandalising or vomiting; or shall I go down the offie and buy some dangerous-looking lager, go home and get wankered - all sorry and lonesome; vandalise my own home and vomit in every room?

2.

someone who is in desperate need of popularity, goes against the grain, an outcast, sits alone at lunch, is real awkward, and has many things wrong with their appearance

greg d at luch: hey guys, is this seat taken?

my friends and me:uhh..........beat it offie

3.

British English - an off-licence - shop licenced to sell alcoholic beverages

I'm popping down the offie to pich up some beers, do you want anything?

4.

People who usually are loners...such as sitting along at lunch due to a bad smell

Amina is auch an offie, she needs to take a shower

See offie, smell, loser, shower, sad

5.

Corn ball, wannabe; being something that you are not.

George is an offie because he tries to fit in with the cool kids, and he is not cool.

See quiana

6.

1. loser; nerd; WANKSTA!!

That white is an offie! Those shoes aint jordans, those like...washingtons! Offie!

See Shanaynay

7.

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

See luke


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