What is Ohisian?
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A term used to describe anyone who has originated from Ohio. Main characteristics of an Ohisian are dim-wittedness, telling irrelevant and not funny jokes/stories, mumbling speech, excessive use of the phrase "I seen" + a noun, occasional snorting which usually accompanies a Goofy-esque laugh when something is deeming funny or unusual, and a horrific sense of style.
When Roger told us that ridiculously boring story the other night, I thought, "That guy is SO Ohisian".
The Ohisian woman was consistently made fun of due to her Aqua-Net infused hairstyle, horrifically moo-moo-esque teal cotton dress, and the one can of Budweiser that seemed as if it were glued to her hand all night.
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A wandering Ohio native in the land of the Steelers.
Hey yinz guys! Look over here, an Ohisian. Hey Ohisian, the browns suck!
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