What is Ohmygodfuckingamazing?
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Spencer Smith. End of story.
Person #1: Do you know Spencer Smith? He's adorable. He is made of puppies and hotness. His hips! (Have you seen them. Seriously.) He is just. Just--
Person #2: --Ohmygodfuckingamazing.
Person #1: Yes. Exactly.
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giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed
Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife:..
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To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with..
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basically, night balls are blue balls that have been acquired by getting lap dances at a strip club all night.
dude, after getting 7 la..
