Old Mom

What is Old Mom?

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up

2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

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Schlength

1. the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort. my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha..

Masta Flow

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Half Wood

1. A state of semi erection of the penis When Sean showed Colson his penis, he had a half wood See erection, boner, wood, semi..

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