Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Takhomasak

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Feedin' The Pigeons

1. Another name for masturbating. The motion a guys hand makes when masturbating. Guy 1: "What are you doing tonight?" Guy 2: &..

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