Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Squishy Ride

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Pee In The Butt

1. verb. literal - is when your rowdy roddy piper is in a girl's exit hole and you flush out your bladder in her anal cavity. figurati..

Beer Run

1. act of going to the local liquor establishment to replentish supply of alcohol for the party, while in a drunken state Son of a bitch w..

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