Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Tetherdick

1. 1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be aw..

Sephra

1. a person who is extremly fake. " look at that girl, she is so sephra " See mean, backstabber, conniving..

Porch Fucking

1. Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo. First person : dude! I was so trashed last ..

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