Older Than God

What is Older Than God?


1.

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

See old, god, john mccain


99

Random Words:

1. 75% obi won and 25% sacajawea with all the mind controlling abilities of a jedi coupeled with the pure power of a Dominatrix. In fact i..
1. The 5th ring of hell is the ring that is reserved for bad spellers. If you say "Your going to hell...", you are signing up fo..
1. How 75% of Fort Mill would pronounce their town. The other 15% consist of "Northerners", 9.99% consist of "Californians&q..