Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

See old, god, john mccain

Douche Hydrant

1. Term that describes one that is a douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, jackass, fucker, asshole, etc. Person 1: That guy was such a douch..

3 Pointer

1. When A Man Fucks The Shit Out A Girl Pudding Scored A 3 Pointer On A Dog Last Nite See fucked hard, pussy raped..

Shoney

1. Slang term related to the Fort Worth area, meaning a hot girl that's slutty. "Damn son, go hit it with that shoney over there..

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