Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Smeeshed

1. so completely smashed you decide it is a good idea to have sex with small animals dude how smeeshed were you last night. See smashed, ..

Ass Shots

1. To hold a member of the opposite sex upside down while pouring liquor down the crack of her/his ass while a buddy lays on the ground and..

Zoofilia

1. abit like beastiality, but only in a zoo "i performed some sick fucking zoofilia with a gorilla at the london zoo last saturday&qu..

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