Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Qcoma

1. The feeling of extreme tiredness and lethargy that accompanies the eating of a big dinner, for example, a huge burrito. Derived from th..

Protein Sledgehammer

1. Often referred to as Alex Bittner's man member. Alex used his protein sledgehammer to destroy Lizzy Lifeboats cum trough. See por..

Zitssues

1. Acne Issues "He really should invest in some proactive or something" "The boy does have zitssues" See pimples, zi..

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