Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Lanyardlicious

1. Adj.- the sexyness and/or hottness that comes with wearing a lanyard. My sears essentials name tag (a lanyard)makes me totally lanyardl..

Croch Rocket

1. A fast motor cycle usualy a ninja or some other racing bike jimmy high on coke jumped on to his croch rocket and flew into oblivion! S..

Quizz

1. Another word for premature ejaculation. Man, I think I just quizzed all over my stupid cat. See sex, cincinatti bowtie, dirty sanchez,..

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