Older Than God

What is Older Than God?


1.

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

See old, god, john mccain


99

Random Words:

1. Janio is a word misused as a name. Its original definition comes from the ancients greeks when they fished, when they failed fishing the..
1. food coma due to alot of carb intake. I am so carbatose from eating at the Olive Garden See coma, comatose, Chris Morris..
1. The most powerful laxative in the galaxy. If you want a more powerful laxative you'll have to go to another galaxy because this is..