Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Zappelli

1. lip deformity/fat ass damn, you have a major case of zappelli. thats gross See gross, jiggles, vaginal discharge..

River Whore

1. In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called t..

Face Coat

1. A man's beard, especially one that is thick and full. Sean: I'm not worried about the cold. I have my sweater and my face coa..

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