Older Than God

What is Older Than God?


1.

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

See old, god, john mccain


99

Random Words:

1. A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's B..
1. A persian word for beautiful or pretty girl. A popular name for girls in Iran. A clothing store in Iloilo City Philippines, located in..
1. Smoking out of a gauged ear. We were at a party last weekend, some chick was earetting anything. We smoked Blacks and some tree through..