Older Than God

What is Older Than God?


1.

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

See old, god, john mccain


99

Random Words:

1. When you are fingering a girl so fast that she has an orgasmic attack and dies. Cam: Excuse me ladies, how would you like to get Cambow..
1. To be cool/awsome/(anything positive) molly: kristenn you soo zaholsun. taylor: that shirt is zaholsun. kristen: you guys are zaholsu..
1. Hott sexy babes women who wear thongs and bras to football games and shake their butts at people and make all the boys go boner. Adriene..