Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Yogurt Moustache

1. when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache. "I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"..

Slutch

1. Thick mud of a wet nature, soil that has been mixed in with rain and then walked through to create slutch. Maybe a Lancashire expresion...

Klandle

1. A burning cross. A klu klux klan candle. Some niggersthat live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard...

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