Older Than God

What is Older Than God?


1.

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

See old, god, john mccain


99

Random Words:

1. 1.Disorder in which the affected person only appears attractive to individuals that are extremely overweight I feel bad for Steve, the ..
1. A boy who has a small cock and resembles a girl. Guy 1: Man, that kid's such a dumaresque. Guy 2: Yeah, I'm staying away fro..
1. The sound a vinyl record makes when pushed in the opposite direction to the standard playing rotation. The DJ scratching up the vinyl f..