Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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1. The sensation given to the beast in the pants when you're eye fucking the shit out of a girl at a funeral, coupled with a thrusting..

Lay-up Drill

1. n. A situation where all parties are extremely drunk and getting laid is a formality. Equivelant to making an easy shot in basketball. ..

Unstopable

1. something that cant be stopped.. short for unstoppable the unstopable escort See unstopable, stop, unstoppable..

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