Older Than God

What is Older Than God?


1.

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

See old, god, john mccain


99

Random Words:

1. Ass Pussy Tit Mouth How boys/men measure a girls. APTM ! Boy: APTM? Boy2: All of the above. See ass, pussy, tit, mouth, girls, bo..
1. anal problems, after anal sex, such as diarrea, anal loseness, and farts. Man, I had anal sex, last night, and I have the anal blues. ..
1. Apu's last name from the Simpsons Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is an illegal immigrant See Scar..