Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Shelled

1. To get outrageously drunk and wake up feeling like you were under artillery attack "Oh man, I got shelled last night dude." ..

Churning Up Pollution

1. Having horrible coughing fits and spitting up a lot, thus contaminating whatever is in the way. He was churning up a lot of pollution s..

Happy Shut The Fuck Up!

1. First, it was " Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Ho..

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