Older Than God

What is Older Than God?

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?

Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

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Junk Face

1. Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppersor exctasy. "..

Tdb

1. Too damn bad! (Or more mildly, too darn bad!) Lost your movie ticket? TDB! (You're not getting in unless you buy another.) See to..

Louann

1. a big beastly country girl, usually inbred. LouAnn:i'm the best kisser in town. friend: how do you know that? LouAnn: cuz my dad..

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